Enough Said
Some dates go wrong quietly — maybe the chemistry isn’t there, or the conversation just doesn’t flow. Jon’s date, however, went catastrophically wrong in just five words. We don’t know what exactly he said, but whatever those five words were, they were enough to ruin the entire night. Short, sharp, and evidently unforgettable for all the wrong reasons.
From what little context we have, it seems like it might have even ended in a hospital visit. Which means whatever he said wasn’t just awkward — it was potentially dangerous. It’s one thing to mess up a joke, but if your words lead to someone getting hurt, it’s time to do some serious soul-searching. All we can do is hope he apologized, learned his lesson, and maybe picked up a few basic first-aid skills. Let’s just say we doubt he ever got a second chance with that one.