Don’t Mind The Passenger
Balancing work and dating is tough, especially when your job involves transporting the dead. One funeral director thought it would be fine to squeeze in a date between gigs — without removing the body in the back of his vehicle. Instead of rescheduling or arriving late, he picked her up with his “passenger” still in tow. That’s not just poor timing; it’s a plotline from a dark comedy.
His date, understandably, was horrified. It’s not that being a funeral director is weird — it’s a respectful job — but bringing a corpse to date night is beyond bizarre. A quick text explaining the delay could’ve saved everyone the awkwardness. Instead, she got a front-row seat to what felt like a low-budget horror flick. Safe to say, there wasn’t a second date. Let this be a reminder: if you’re bringing someone along for a ride, make sure they’re alive — or at least not visible.
