Serpentine Friend
This is most likely one of the reasons why some guys are afraid of women. We have no idea what this one was thinking. But, as Regina George points out, this will never happen. So don’t waste your time trying to make it happen. Since our blunder in the Garden of Even, we’ve come a long way.
If there’s one lesson we should have taken away from that story, it’s that snakes and serpentine creatures are not our friends. As a result, it’s wise to turn down the apple or whatever else this traitor has to give. To regain our male counterpart’s trust, we still have a long way to go. However, using it as a hair tie will send us back several centuries.
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