Small, Medium, or Large?
Sometimes friends sharing lavish parties, sometimes enemies, Hemingway and F. Scott Fitzgerald were enjoying a cherry tart and a glass of wine at a Paris café when Hemingway found himself in the unenviable awkward position of having to reassure Fitzgerald about the size of his manhood. Fitzgerald’s wife Zelda had told him it was too small to satisfy a woman, so he asked Hemingway to look in the restroom and tell him what he thought.
Hemingway reassured him that his manhood was of regular size and suggested that he go to the Louvre Museum to look at statues of men and then go home and look at his profile in the mirror because that’s what friends do!
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