20. When you get the bill, you’ll be overjoyed.
That is, getting a pregnancy test at the ER is a costly way to do it. She didn’t realize you could get one at the Rite-Aid down the street. Seriously, don’t go to the ER for a pregnancy test since the results won’t be the only thing that surprises you.
Also, if you have diabetes, you must take your prescription regularly. No, gaining weight isn’t the worst thing that can happen. The worst-case scenario is that you die. That’s why you’re in the ER, suffering from diabetic ketoacidosis and organ damage. It’s the reason you’re going to lose your toes.
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