19. That’s an oddly specific concept…

Here’s a paramedic. I was driving with my partner in the passenger seat and a patient in the back. The patient was in good health. The patient’s skeezy boyfriend was traveling with me in the front and saw an opportunity to ask a topic that had been on his mind for some time.

So, if cats and dogs eat grass, it signifies they have cancer.

I’m not sure. No. It does not.

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The rest of the journey was spent in awkward silence.

That's an oddly specific concept...
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