Times When Men Could Have Benefited from Using Google

By Chris

While it’s common knowledge how the female body functions, there appears to be a significant gap in the average man’s knowledge base, even among medical practitioners. Annually, a Twitter user invites women to recount some of the most absurd remarks men have made about the female anatomy, and we’re fortunate to be privy to the results. Brace yourself for some cringe-worthy and face-palm inducing instances where men should have turned to Google first, as their understanding was far from accurate. Although there’s a fair share of mansplaining below, it appears that most of them eventually gained a better understanding.

I Would’ve Waited

Let me clarify this situation. It seems that Kyle follows a pescatarian diet, which means that she primarily eats a vegetarian diet but includes seafood. Her second partner in parenting believed that their child would not have an inclination towards red meat because Kyle doesn’t consume it during pregnancy. Did he genuinely think that a person’s food preferences stem from what their mother consumed during gestation? This notion seems absurd to me. I can’t help but chuckle a bit because during my first pregnancy, I consumed Waffle House cheese eggs almost every day for nine months straight, and with my second child, I relied on Dominos pizza. If my children only wanted those foods, it would be a nightmare for me. In fact, I consumed so many cheese eggs that I can’t even look at them now, even though it’s been over a decade.

This scenario highlights the misconception that an individual’s food preferences are determined by their mother’s diet during pregnancy. While prenatal nutrition is essential, it does not dictate one’s food preferences or taste buds. Food preferences develop over time and are influenced by various factors, such as culture, upbringing, and personal experiences. Therefore, it’s essential to have a balanced diet during pregnancy, but it’s not a guarantee that your child will only crave those specific foods.


Throughout history, women have faced numerous challenges and discrimination from men. The Twitter thread that highlights the ridiculous statements men have made about women’s bodies confirms that things have not improved significantly today. However, we can find solace in the fact that some individuals are now more educated than they were a century ago. Nevertheless, we still have a long way to go to overcome gender stereotypes and biases.

In the past, when trains were first introduced in the United States, people believed it was unsafe for women to travel by train as it could cause their uteruses to fall out of their bodies. It’s difficult to believe, but this was a common belief at the time. Anthropologists suspect that this fear stemmed from society’s fear of change and new technologies. While such beliefs seem ridiculous and archaic today, it’s important to recognize the underlying societal biases and stereotypes that led to them. We need to continue to strive for progress and education to overcome such harmful beliefs and biases and promote gender equality.

That’s Nice

If only it were possible to hold in our menstrual periods until it was convenient, life would be much easier for women. However, as we know, that is not the case, and we have no control over our menstrual cycles. Menstruation is just one aspect of what makes it incredibly inconvenient for women. Due to the misconceptions surrounding it, it’s not surprising that men think women are overreacting. We need to continue to educate and inform others about menstruation to debunk these myths and stigmas.

What’s even more surprising is that the individual mentioned in the Twitter thread grew up with sisters and had two daughters, yet he still believed that women could control their periods. One would assume that he would have had an open dialogue with the women in his life about menstruation, but evidently, that was not the case. This scenario highlights the lack of understanding and knowledge surrounding menstruation, even among those who are closest to women. It’s essential to continue the conversation and educate others to eliminate the stigmas and misconceptions surrounding menstruation. By doing so, we can promote a more inclusive and informed society.

Weird Assumption, But Alright

I must confess; I’m struggling to comprehend the logic behind this individual’s statement. Does he assume that women grow their own cotton tampons to carry with them? Has he never seen the feminine hygiene aisle at a store? Or perhaps, he believes that women are witches and can magically produce tampons when required. The sheer lack of understanding and awareness is concerning and highlights the need for more education and open dialogue surrounding menstrual health.

Furthermore, it’s unclear what this individual thought a tampon was for in the first place. It seems that he may have been under the impression that periods only occur once a month, and we do not need feminine hygiene products for the rest of the time. However, as we know, that is not the case, and we require these products regularly to manage our menstrual flow. It’s not just about tampons; there are various other products available, such as pads and menstrual cups. Hopefully, the woman he was speaking to was able to educate him and clarify the importance of feminine hygiene products for menstrual health. It’s crucial to have these conversations and eliminate the stigmas and misunderstandings surrounding menstruation.

Fancy Land

Every woman has wished at some point in their life that they could control the timing of their periods. It would be a dream come true to be able to start and end our periods at will, especially when it gets in the way of essential events like a beach trip or a vacation. We all have experienced the inconvenience of having to worry about our menstrual cycles, and it’s not surprising that many women would appreciate having some control over it.

It’s ironic that the individual in the Twitter thread was frustrated about women not having control over their periods. What an odd thing to get upset about, given that menstruation is a natural bodily process that women have no control over. If we could choose to have periods, there wouldn’t be any reason for anger over women’s rights or reproductive health. One would hope that this individual had seen recent news articles on women’s issues and reproductive rights to gain a better understanding of the challenges women face. It’s essential to continue to educate and inform individuals about women’s health to promote a more inclusive and informed society.

In sync

Based on this individual’s theory, it appears that he is oblivious to ovulation and the menstrual cycle’s complexities. If his belief were correct, there would only be one day each month when people would be born. Assuming that every woman began their period on the 15th and ovulated precisely two weeks before, there would be only twelve days each year when people would be born. The reality is that ovulation and the menstrual cycle are not so predictable, and women experience variations in their menstrual cycles due to various factors, such as stress and hormonal changes.

Perhaps I am overthinking this situation more than the individual involved ever did. He could be taken aback when his ex-girlfriend began her period on an unexpected date, such as the 9th or the 21st. Some individuals lack basic knowledge about menstrual health and reproductive biology, leading to misunderstandings and misconceptions. The need to continue the conversation and educate individuals about reproductive health is higher than ever. By doing so, we can eliminate the stigmas surrounding menstruation and promote better understanding and awareness of women’s health.

Happy He Left

It’s not uncommon to hear people say that having a c-section means you didn’t give birth, which is a completely incorrect and harmful statement. However, the Twitter thread highlighted a more bizarre belief that some individuals have, thinking that c-section babies aren’t “real.” This idea is absurd and confusing, given that c-section babies are still human beings with the same genetic makeup as those born through vaginal delivery. It’s concerning that some individuals lack the basic understanding and knowledge of reproductive health and biology, leading to dangerous and harmful beliefs.

What’s even more concerning is the individual’s behavior in the Twitter thread. Not only was he unaware of how things work, but he also refused to understand the logic presented to him and went off on the person he was speaking to, claiming that she didn’t understand. This behavior is problematic and sounds like narcissistic behavior, as the person in question was not open to listening to others’ viewpoints and instead chose to dismiss them. This scenario highlights the need for better education and awareness surrounding reproductive health, as well as the importance of being open to listening and learning from others. By doing so, we can eliminate harmful beliefs and promote a more inclusive and informed society.

Was the Second Husband Better?

As expected, the Twitter thread is full of cringe-worthy and facepalm-inducing statements, and this particular belief is no exception. According to this individual’s theory, our throats are somehow connected to our cervix, leading to the possibility of throwing up a baby. The idea is preposterous, and it’s difficult to understand how anyone could believe such a thing. It’s essential to have basic knowledge about reproductive biology and health to avoid such misunderstandings and misconceptions.

This scenario makes me wonder how many men are unaware of basic reproductive biology, such as the fact that babies grow in the uterus, not the stomach. It’s concerning to think that some men may not even know that a uterus exists, leading to awkward and uncomfortable situations. It’s particularly challenging to deal with this type of ignorance while experiencing morning sickness, as the woman in the Twitter thread did. Pregnancy and childbirth are already difficult enough, and it’s crucial to promote better understanding and awareness of reproductive health to eliminate stigmas and harmful beliefs. By doing so, we can promote a more inclusive and informed society.

Whoa! Superpowers!

Although it’s difficult not to laugh at the sheer absurdity of this belief, it’s also concerning that some individuals hold such strange misconceptions about periods. This individual believed that women turn deadly once a month, which is not only incorrect but also potentially harmful. It’s concerning to think that he may have been fearful or apprehensive around women during their menstrual cycle, as if they posed a threat. It’s essential to promote better understanding and awareness of menstrual health to eliminate stigmas and harmful beliefs.

The scenario highlighted in the Twitter thread highlights the need for more open conversations surrounding periods, particularly with teenagers. It’s crucial to ensure that young people understand how periods work, given that half the population experiences them. Unfortunately, even some women hold strange beliefs about periods that are not medically accurate. It’s vital to promote better education and awareness surrounding menstrual health to eliminate the stigmas and misunderstandings that surround it. By doing so, we can promote a more inclusive and informed society that understands the complexities of menstrual health.

Odd Assumptions

The idea that everything we do or consume during our periods somehow comes back when we get pregnant is not only absurd but also terrifying. Can you imagine gaining eighty pounds overnight from the chocolate consumption alone? Add in the times we lounged by the pool with a drink, and it would be an absolute nightmare. Fortunately, this idea is not medically accurate, and there’s no need to worry about such things happening during pregnancy. It’s crucial to promote better understanding and awareness of menstrual health to eliminate stigmas and harmful beliefs.

It’s ironic that most of the men who hold such strange beliefs about periods likely have mothers, sisters, or girlfriends. One would think that living with the opposite gender would allow some common sense to develop when it comes to menstrual health. Unfortunately, that’s not the case, and many men lack basic knowledge and understanding of reproductive health. This scenario highlights the need for more education and open dialogue surrounding menstrual health, particularly with men. By doing so, we can eliminate stigmas and misconceptions surrounding periods, promoting better understanding and awareness of menstrual health for all.

Stomach Tracheostomy

Out of all the strange beliefs about pregnancy, this one at least makes a little more sense. It’s understandable how someone would assume that a fetus needed air, given that belly buttons are associated with birth. However, this misconception highlights the need for better education and awareness surrounding pregnancy and reproductive health. There are still many people confused about how babies “breathe,” and it’s crucial to promote better understanding of the biological processes involved in pregnancy.

To clear up this misconception, it’s essential to understand how babies get oxygen. Babies receive oxygen through the blood that pumps from the mother into the placenta. The oxygen-rich blood then travels through the umbilical cord attached to the baby’s belly button before circulating throughout their little bodies. The lungs are not used to get oxygen until the baby is born and takes their first breath. By promoting better understanding and awareness of reproductive health, we can eliminate harmful beliefs and promote a more informed and inclusive society.

Bold Assumption, but Acceptable

It’s baffling to think about the number of men who believe that menstruation is a voluntary act. While it’s true that there are medications that can suppress periods, those aren’t easily accessible and require a doctor’s prescription or a medical reason. If it were possible to skip periods without experiencing a ton of side effects, I’m sure many women would choose to do so. It’s frustrating that some men seem to think that women use periods as an excuse to feel miserable once a month. The reality is that menstruation is an inevitable and often painful experience for many women, and it’s not something that we can control.

Sanitary supplies should be a basic human right, and it’s frustrating that women still have to fight for access to them. Menstrual health is still stigmatized and often misunderstood, even though half the population experiences it. It’s crucial to promote better education and awareness surrounding menstrual health to eliminate harmful beliefs and promote better access to necessary resources. Men should not have a say in women’s menstrual health, and it’s essential to promote inclusivity and understanding surrounding menstrual health. By doing so, we can create a more informed and equitable society.

Additional Cargo

It’s easy to overlook the significance of the number of tampons sent to space with Sally Ride, but it’s worth considering how meticulous NASA is about what they send into space. Every extra ounce of weight must be carefully considered to ensure fuel longevity and mission success. While tampons may not weigh much, they are still a necessary item for women, and it’s concerning that NASA did not take this into account.

The sentence that states that no one bothered to ask Sally Ride how much she would need suggests that the issue of menstrual health was not given much consideration at the time. It’s likely that the team responsible for packing supplies for the space mission did not consider the practical needs of a female astronaut. It’s possible that Sally Ride herself was surprised and amused by the number of tampons sent with her. However, it’s still an important issue that highlights the need for greater awareness and inclusivity surrounding menstrual health, even in the most unlikely of situations. By promoting better understanding and education surrounding menstrual health, we can eliminate harmful beliefs and ensure that all individuals have access to the necessary resources, regardless of their circumstances.

Dolphins, Blue Whales, Elephants

It’s safe to assume that most readers of this article are aware that human pregnancy lasts for nine months. However, it’s fascinating to consider the length of gestation periods in other animals. For instance, blue whales are pregnant for eleven to twelve months, dolphins for about a year, and elephants take the cake with a 22-month gestation period. These extended periods of gestation allow the young to fully develop before being born, ensuring the best possible chance for survival.

While elephants have a lengthy gestation period, they aren’t the animals with the longest gestation periods. The frilled shark takes the cake, with the longest gestation period for a vertebrate at a whopping 3.5 years! This amazing creature can have as many as 2-15 baby sharks at a time, which is remarkable. These incredible feats of nature demonstrate the diversity and complexity of reproductive processes in the animal kingdom. By understanding and appreciating these processes, we can gain a greater appreciation for the miracle of life and the natural world.

Terrible as NASA

It’s easy to understand why this husband was uncertain about how many tampons his wife would need for her trip since even NASA did not seem to know. The reality is that women do not use a set amount of tampons throughout their periods. The amount they need depends on the flow and the day, as well as whether or not they’re using tampons at all. It’s essential to remember that there are other options available to women, including pads, menstrual cups, and period underwear, each with its unique benefits and drawbacks. By having a greater awareness of these options, women can make informed choices and ensure that they have access to the necessary supplies during their periods.

Unfortunately, this husband is not alone in his confusion about menstrual health. Many women also lack knowledge of their sanitary options because they were not taught about it. Fortunately, some tampon companies are taking steps to help educate women and provide them with the information they need. These companies offer informative articles and quizzes on their websites to help women understand their menstrual cycles and explore different sanitary options. By promoting better education and awareness surrounding menstrual health, we can eliminate harmful beliefs and ensure that women have access to the necessary resources to manage their periods comfortably and effectively.


The belief that tampons bring pleasure is surprisingly common among men, as evidenced by the anecdotes shared in this article. However, it’s important to emphasize that this is a harmful misconception that perpetuates dangerous stereotypes about women’s bodies. The truth is that tampons are a necessary and practical tool for managing periods, and they do not provide any sort of sexual pleasure. This misguided belief only serves to perpetuate harmful myths and contribute to a culture of shame and misinformation surrounding menstrual health.

What’s even more alarming is that this belief is not limited to laypeople but is also held by those in the medical field. The fact that this man was pre-med, presumably with a significant amount of knowledge about the human body, highlights the urgent need for better education and awareness surrounding menstrual health. Statements like “women shouldn’t complain about their periods” perpetuate harmful attitudes that contribute to the dismissal of women’s pain and discomfort, making it more challenging for them to seek the help they need. By promoting a better understanding of menstrual health and encouraging open and honest communication, we can help eliminate these harmful attitudes and ensure that everyone has access to the resources they need to manage their periods comfortably and effectively.

It’s Significant.

It’s astounding how some people can remain oblivious to things that don’t apply to them. Despite tampons being a common and readily available item found in convenience stores, this man managed to go through 34 years of life without ever noticing them. It’s a testament to how blind some people can be to things they perceive as irrelevant to their own lives.

Moreover, it’s hard to fathom that this man had never encountered a woman on her period, whether it be a partner or family member. One would think that living with a woman or having a female partner would provide ample opportunity to learn about menstrual health and the products available for managing periods. It’s also possible that he may have been intentionally avoiding the topic out of discomfort or embarrassment, further highlighting the need for better education and communication around menstrual health. By promoting greater awareness and understanding, we can ensure that everyone has the knowledge they need to make informed decisions about their health and well-being.

Who Asked?

It’s disheartening that there are still men who fail to understand the experiences of women and dismiss them as being overly dramatic. This attitude is particularly concerning when it comes to childbirth, a physically and emotionally intense experience that requires extensive preparation and care. The notion that women exaggerate the pain and discomfort associated with childbirth is not only dismissive but also harmful, as it can contribute to a lack of support and understanding for expectant mothers.

It’s clear that this particular individual had no understanding of the realities of childbirth, as evidenced by his insensitive and dismissive comments. His lack of empathy and knowledge is not only frustrating but also concerning. It highlights the need for greater education and awareness around issues related to women’s health, including childbirth. By fostering greater understanding and support, we can help ensure that women receive the care and support they need during this pivotal time in their lives.


Different opinions exist among people in various aspects of life. With the advent of the internet, opposing opinions can be easily debated on various online platforms. This comment section on a post is an example of such debates that can be easily found nowadays. A mother’s attempt to convince her children that virginity is a myth was met with an outdated response from someone trying to persuade her back to the “right” side.

This scenario illustrates how the internet has made it easier for people with differing views to engage in discussions. In the past, it would have taken significant effort to find someone to debate with, but now it can happen spontaneously in a comment thread. While this ease of communication has its advantages, it can also lead to spreading misinformation or outdated beliefs, as seen in the example given.

Bio 101

It is illogical to comprehend the notion that there are men out there who believe they are inherently more intelligent than women. While it is true that there may be men who possess superior intellect, it is unfair to assume that all men are more knowledgeable than women solely because of their gender. If one is making such a claim, then they must provide evidence to support their argument rather than just basing it on their gender.

This instance exemplifies a man’s belief that he is intellectually superior to a woman, based purely on his gender. This kind of thinking is flawed and only serves to perpetuate gender-based biases. It is advisable that individuals conduct research and acquire knowledge before making claims, especially if they are in the midst of an argument. Making such unfounded assertions only weakens one’s argument and makes it harder to win the debate.


It is astonishing how there are still people who hold the belief that one gender is inherently superior to the other. While it is true that both genders have their advantages and disadvantages, no single gender is inherently better than the other. The author of this statement appears to suggest that women are vastly superior to men, which is not only inaccurate but also unfair. Such broad generalizations do not contribute to a constructive debate but instead derail it, and it seems that the author may have forgotten that women are also human beings.

It is challenging to comprehend how someone could genuinely believe in the superiority of one gender over the other. By making such claims, the author undermines the efforts of individuals who strive to eliminate gender-based biases and promote equality. Both genders have the potential to excel in different fields, and it is unfair to suggest otherwise. A constructive debate should be based on facts and research rather than on sweeping generalizations. The author of this statement may benefit from taking a more nuanced approach to gender-based discussions and considering the experiences of both genders.


There is a perception that posting inaccurate information online can be embarrassing and reflect poorly on one’s intelligence. However, this feeling of second-guessing oneself may be more prevalent among women than men. While this may be true to some extent, it is important to note that both genders can make mistakes when sharing information online. It is essential to fact-check information before sharing it, regardless of one’s gender, to avoid spreading misinformation.

In some cases, posting information online can be an effective way to draw attention to a particular cause or issue. However, it is crucial to ensure that the information being shared is accurate and not misleading. In the example given, a person posted a comment suggesting that seventh-graders do not need to use certain products, which turned out to be inaccurate. This highlights the importance of fact-checking before making statements that could be misleading or harmful. It is better to be cautious and verify information than to post something that could be incorrect and potentially harm others.

Excuse me?

A lack of knowledge can be unattractive, especially when it comes to men who seem clueless about certain topics. Nowadays, some men may wonder why women are not interested in spending time with them. However, it is possible that this may be due to their lack of knowledge and expertise. Women are more likely to be attracted to men who are knowledgeable and can hold engaging conversations on a range of subjects.

It is surprising to come across statements on Reddit that are so clearly ignorant and baseless. In the example given, a man claims that breasts have no function in the human body, which is not only incorrect but also absurd. Breasts have a crucial function in the human body, and it is essential that individuals, regardless of their gender, are aware of this fact. It is crucial to educate oneself on a range of topics to avoid making unfounded claims that can be harmful or misleading. Men should strive to broaden their knowledge and expertise to become more attractive and engaging individuals.

Sir, okay

Women are often belittled and dismissed by men, even when they have extensive knowledge on a particular subject. It is not uncommon for men to assert their dominance by challenging women’s opinions or views, even when they are not well-informed themselves. This can be a frustrating and discouraging experience for women who have worked hard to attain knowledge and expertise in their field.

In the example given, a man attempted to justify his preference for having a boy over a girl to his niece, who is close to graduating with an engineering degree. Unfortunately, his reasoning was not only backward but also entirely false, which is disappointing. It is disheartening to see individuals, especially men, propagate such outdated and inaccurate beliefs. It is essential to strive for equality and respect for all individuals, regardless of gender, and to acknowledge and appreciate their knowledge and expertise in their chosen fields.

Are You the Issue?

There is a pervasive belief among men that they know exactly how to please women in the bedroom. However, this perception is often misguided, and women can have a vastly different experience than men when it comes to sexual pleasure. Women may find it more challenging to experience certain things than men, and it is crucial for men to understand and acknowledge these differences to improve their skills.

In some cases, men may offer misleading advice or explanations to justify their lack of effort or experience. For instance, some men may blame plaque build-up inside female uterine walls for their inability to please their partners. However, this is entirely inaccurate and is merely an excuse to let themselves off the hook. Improving one’s skills in the bedroom requires a nuanced understanding of a range of factors, such as communication, trust, and respect. Men must strive to understand and appreciate these factors and work collaboratively with their partners to improve their sexual experience.

Discuss This

It is essential to set the record straight on the timing of when girls start their menstrual cycle. While it is true that most girls begin their period between the ages of 9-14, there are those who start earlier or later, and some may never experience it at all. Predicting when one will start their period is not always accurate, and even generational anecdotes can be misleading. It is essential to provide accurate information on the subject and avoid making assumptions or assertions based on hearsay.

Interestingly, even some women themselves are not entirely sure of how the menstrual cycle works. It is crucial to have open dialogue and discussions about the subject to help demystify it and make it less scary for young girls and women in general. Young girls should not feel pressure to start their period at a particular age or be alarmed if it does not arrive at the expected time. Every person’s body is unique, and the timing of their menstrual cycle may differ. It is essential to have conversations about the menstrual cycle and provide accurate information to dispel any myths or misconceptions surrounding it.

You Missed Some Biology Courses

It is shocking to learn that some individuals believe that menstruation only started a few years ago due to environmental toxins. This is not only inaccurate but also dangerous as it undermines the importance of sexual education and perpetuates misinformation. This highlights the need for schools to prioritize teaching basic human anatomy and sexual education to ensure that students have accurate information and do not fall prey to misleading beliefs.

Instead of focusing solely on teaching math concepts that students may not use in their lives, schools should prioritize providing comprehensive sexual education. This would enable students to learn about their bodies and the changes that occur during puberty, including menstruation. It is essential to provide accurate information to counter any myths or misconceptions that students may have regarding sexual health. Furthermore, it is necessary to create an open dialogue around menstruation and other related topics to reduce stigma and create a safe space for individuals to discuss their experiences. By prioritizing sexual education, schools can equip students with the knowledge and skills necessary to make informed decisions and lead healthy lives.


You Heard? No Virgins

The internet has become a breeding ground for individuals to share outrageous conspiracy theories, often with no factual basis. Unfortunately, it seems that each day brings a new level of craziness, with individuals sharing misleading or false information without any regard for accuracy or accountability. The example given underscores the importance of verifying information before sharing it, as spreading misinformation can have dangerous consequences.

It is concerning that some individuals have such a poor understanding of basic human anatomy and science. The idea that a hormone can eliminate the concept of virginity in modern women is not only absurd but also dangerous. Such misinformation can lead to harmful practices, such as the perpetuation of harmful myths surrounding sexual health. It is essential to prioritize education and provide accurate information to help individuals understand their bodies and the changes that occur during puberty. By teaching children about female anatomy and science, we can help to create a society that is better informed and more equipped to make informed decisions about their health and well-being.

I Didn’t Knew We Were In The 1950s Again

Despite significant progress in recent years, traditional gender roles and attitudes still persist in some individuals. In this case, the individual suggests that women are only capable of supporting roles in society and are unsuitable for making rational decisions. This harmful and outdated perspective undermines women’s contributions to society and perpetuates gender-based biases and discrimination.

It is concerning to see such harmful views perpetuated in today’s society. We need to promote education and awareness of gender equality to counter such harmful beliefs and create a more inclusive society. Furthermore, individuals must recognize and appreciate the contributions and talents of all individuals, regardless of gender. Statements such as these are not only offensive but also damaging and can perpetuate negative attitudes and behaviors toward women. We must continue to challenge and dismantle gender-based biases to create a more just and equitable world.

Nope. No way.

The need for comprehensive sexual education in schools cannot be emphasized enough. It is astonishing that many adults still lack a basic understanding of anatomy and reproductive health. The absence of accurate information can lead to confusion, misinformation, and perpetuate harmful myths and stigmas. It is vital to ensure that sexual education covers all aspects of anatomy and reproductive health to equip individuals with the knowledge necessary to make informed decisions.

It is unfortunate that some individuals harbor unfounded fears and misconceptions about pregnancy and childbirth. The idea that eating spicy foods or drinking soda can harm a growing fetus is entirely baseless and absurd. Such misinformation can cause unnecessary stress and anxiety for expectant mothers and perpetuate harmful myths and stigmas. It is crucial to promote accurate information about pregnancy and childbirth to reduce fear and anxiety and support healthy pregnancies. By promoting comprehensive sexual education and accurate information, we can create a society that is better informed, more supportive, and more equipped to make informed decisions about their health and well-being.

Full Air

It is not uncommon to come across individuals who speak with confidence about topics they know little about, and this is especially true when it comes to discussions surrounding women’s health and reproduction. Unfortunately, such confidence can be misleading and perpetuate harmful myths and stigmas. It is essential to promote accurate information about women’s health and pregnancy to help counter such misinformation.

While it is true that speaking with confidence can be convincing, it is crucial to recognize the limits of our knowledge and expertise. It is perfectly acceptable to admit that we do not know everything and seek out accurate information from credible sources. This is especially true when it comes to topics as complex and nuanced as women’s health and reproduction. By promoting open dialogue and encouraging individuals to seek out accurate information, we can help reduce stigma, challenge harmful myths, and ensure that individuals are equipped with the knowledge necessary to make informed decisions about their health and well-being.

Disturbing Image

The recent story about a man who likened women’s reproductive eggs to chicken eggs is not only absurd but also concerning. Such misconceptions highlight the need for comprehensive sexual education and accurate information about reproductive health. Unfortunately, many individuals, both men and women, lack a basic understanding of how the female body works and how pregnancy occurs.

It is essential to promote sexual education that covers all aspects of reproductive health, including how the female body functions, pregnancy, and childbirth. This would equip individuals with the knowledge necessary to make informed decisions about their health and well-being. Moreover, it would help reduce stigma and dispel harmful myths and misconceptions that can perpetuate harmful attitudes and behaviors towards women. We must prioritize promoting accurate and comprehensive sexual education to create a society that is better informed and more supportive of women’s health and reproductive rights.

Jaw Drop

The speaker expresses incredulity at the ignorance of a man who seems to lack basic knowledge about menstruation. He makes a sarcastic comparison between periods and food poisoning, and suggests that the man’s lack of understanding may be due to his difficulty in getting dates with women. The speaker then remarks on the man’s apparent surprise upon discovering that a female colleague was menstruating at work, implying that this experience may have broadened his perspective on the topic.

Overall, the speaker’s tone is critical of the man’s ignorance, but also somewhat amused at his naivete. The speaker implies that the man’s lack of knowledge is not only surprising but also somewhat concerning, as it reflects a broader cultural taboo around discussing menstruation openly. By highlighting the man’s surprise and potential personal growth, the speaker suggests that there is hope for greater awareness and understanding around this important issue.

Not Plan B.

The issue of ignorance surrounding birth control has resurfaced once again. Although I can understand the reasoning behind assuming that taking a pill every day indicates a desire to prevent pregnancy, it would have been more prudent for the individual to inquire about how the medication works before making assumptions. While this person is not entirely at fault for their lack of knowledge, their assumption is still problematic.

What’s most concerning, however, is the phrase “nearly every day.” Birth control pills must be taken at the same time each day to be effective, and even one missed pill can result in an unintended pregnancy. It’s fortunate that the individual in question wasn’t in a relationship with the woman taking the pill.


Once again, the misconception that menstruation is a selective and controllable occurrence is prevalent. The sad reality is that there are brides out there who have had to postpone their wedding night or deal with the embarrassment of a period during their wedding day. While many of us wish we could control it, the truth is that we can’t. However, it would be wonderful if one day we could have periods on demand, maybe three times a year!

Nevertheless, it’s essential to recognize that most of us would not mind having a period if it didn’t come with all the additional burdens such as back pain, bloating, and headaches. Thus, it is unfortunate that the individual in question demanded that his partner schedule her period around his birthday. It’s doubtful that he would have ever asked her to do the same around hers, so his behavior is unacceptable and warrants condemnation.

Health Teacher?!

It is not surprising that some individuals hold the notion that going to the bathroom during class is a privilege that should be granted sparingly. However, it is astounding that a teacher would openly express this view to a student. If this occurred in modern times, it would undoubtedly lead to significant repercussions for the teacher. While it’s true that some students might abuse bathroom privileges, it’s crucial to remember that using the bathroom is a biological necessity and should be treated as such.

We don’t know if Kate stood up for herself or not, but it’s possible that someone else in the classroom came to her defense. It’s essential to teach our children to advocate for themselves, but it’s equally crucial to acknowledge that sometimes we need support and validation from others to have our voices heard. It would be interesting to know the outcome of this incident and how it impacted Kate’s perception of herself and her relationship with her teacher.

Welcoming Reality

The idea that a single drop of blood would be a nuisance or an inconvenience is quite amusing. In fact, for many people, the sight of any blood during a menstrual cycle is a welcome sign, and they wouldn’t mind it at all. It’s remarkable how some individuals are highly particular when it comes to blood and its presence in their lives, as evidenced by this statement.

However, it’s worth noting that the vast majority of people wouldn’t be bothered by a single drop of blood, and it’s relatively easy to clean. There are numerous products available that remove blood stains from clothing, and hydrogen peroxide can also be used to clean most fabrics. It’s important to remember that menstrual cycles are a natural part of life, and while they may cause some inconvenience, they are nothing to be ashamed of or fearful about.

No Baby!

It’s baffling to think that some people believe that individuals can control when they have their periods or that it’s as simple as sitting on a toilet and pushing. The process is far more complicated than that and requires a delicate balance of hormones that can vary from person to person. Even childbirth isn’t as straightforward as a one-push wonder, and it’s concerning that some people aren’t aware of this.

Additionally, the assumption that individuals who experience menstruation are always complaining is entirely false. While it’s true that menstrual cramps and other symptoms can be incredibly uncomfortable, many people don’t complain because it won’t change anything. Menstruation is a monthly occurrence that individuals learn to live with, and they do so without complaint. It’s disheartening to think that some people lack empathy and understanding for something that is a natural part of life for half of the world’s population.

Inform Me

It’s baffling that some men believe that women don’t understand how their menstrual cycles work. The reality is that many individuals need apps to help them track when their periods are expected to occur. It would be a relief to be able to pinpoint the exact time of that dreadful week without fail. Despite using such apps, we still receive reminders that our period may begin within the next two weeks. It’s important to recognize that menstrual cycles aren’t always straightforward, and they vary from person to person.

In addition, it’s crucial to remember that menstruation isn’t necessarily a monthly occurrence. Some individuals may have more than one period in a month or have a period every other month. While it would be fantastic if our bodies worked like a clock, providing us with an accurate monthly calendar, this isn’t always the case. Therefore, it’s essential to have patience and understanding regarding the variability of menstrual cycles, and we should be thankful if our bodies operate on a predictable schedule.


The notion that pain relievers such as Midol are tailored specifically for women is a widespread misconception. When offering it to her husband one day, she was met with a certain degree of wariness. Her husband was concerned that the medication might be harmful to men and expressed trepidation about taking it. It’s reasonable to assume that the pink and yellow packaging may have contributed to his skepticism.

Despite his initial reservations, he eventually took the medication for his headache and thanked her for it later. The truth is, Midol is a miracle worker when it comes to relieving pain, and it’s not tailored exclusively to women. It’s a combination of pain reliever, allergy medication, and a small dose of caffeine. It’s essential to dispel myths about medications and educate people about their benefits and effects. When we understand what a medication does, we can use it to its fullest potential and reap its benefits.

How Could It Work?

The idea that menstrual cramps occur in the knee area is both amusing and adorable. It’s possible that the person making the comment may have accidentally experienced the pain of tape being removed, which can be quite painful. However, menstrual cramps are an entirely different type of pain that originates in the lower abdomen and back area. It’s clear that this individual hasn’t spent much time around women who are experiencing menstrual cramps.

For many women, menstrual cramps can be debilitating, causing severe discomfort and pain. While some women may experience the pain in different areas of their bodies, the lower back and stomach regions are the most common. It’s not uncommon for women to use heating pads or hot water bottles to relieve the pain and discomfort caused by menstrual cramps. It’s essential to have empathy and understanding for those who experience menstrual cramps, as they can be quite challenging to deal with.

Not Werewolves

It’s easy to understand why some people might believe that there is a connection between menstrual cycles and the lunar cycle. Both occur monthly, which could suggest a correlation. While there may be a small kernel of truth in this assumption, the connection is tenuous, and it is not a widespread occurrence.

In a recent study of 22 women, researchers found that the lunar cycle did appear to influence menstrual cycles to some extent. However, these effects varied as the women aged, and it’s essential to note that the findings only apply to individuals with cycles lasting 27 days or more. Furthermore, the study’s sample size was quite small, and the findings remain in question. While it’s intriguing to consider a possible link between the lunar cycle and menstruation, the evidence is not conclusive, and it’s crucial to approach these claims with a healthy dose of skepticism.

Wives’ Stories!

The idea that babies are more likely to be born at night may stem from an old wives’ tale that has been passed down through generations. Although the exact origins of this belief are unclear, there is some science to suggest that there may be a connection between birth and the night hours.

In the past, our ancestors were often occupied during the day with work and other responsibilities, but in the evening and night hours, they would come together as a community. This would allow expectant mothers to relax as much as possible and give birth while being protected by the people around them. The night hours may have provided a sense of safety and security for birthing mothers. While it’s possible that the original tale was misunderstood or misremembered over time, the idea that babies are more likely to be born at night may have its roots in this ancient practice. However, it’s essential to remember that birth can occur at any time, and the timing of a baby’s arrival is ultimately unpredictable.

C’mon, Doc!

The notion that a woman no longer needs a gynecologist after undergoing a hysterectomy is a common misconception. Even if a woman has had her uterus and ovaries removed, she may still require gynecological exams to ensure that everything is healthy and functioning correctly. In fact, it’s crucial to continue regular Pap smears and gynecological check-ups to detect any potential issues early on.

It’s possible that the doctor in question was confusing gynecology with obstetrics, which focuses on pregnancy and childbirth. However, it’s concerning that some medical professionals may not be aware of the continued need for gynecological care after a hysterectomy. This highlights the need for increased education and awareness surrounding women’s healthcare needs, particularly those related to reproductive health. It’s crucial to have access to knowledgeable and competent healthcare providers, regardless of their gender, to ensure that our healthcare needs are met.

One Perspective

The idea that tampons could be reused might seem logical to someone who has never had a period, but it’s an incorrect assumption. While it’s clear that the individual in question understood that tampons are inserted into the body, they may not have realized that they are disposable and cannot be reused.

Compared to some of the other assumptions on this list, this one may seem relatively harmless. However, it highlights the importance of understanding basic menstrual hygiene practices. It’s essential to educate people, regardless of their gender, about the proper use of menstrual products and the importance of hygiene during menstruation. While it’s easy to make assumptions or jump to conclusions, we must always be willing to learn and expand our knowledge on these topics. Perhaps in the future, new technologies will make menstrual products more reusable or sustainable, but until then, it’s crucial to use and dispose of them properly.

Water Balloon

The idea that a pregnant woman’s water breaking is merely urinating is a common misconception. In reality, the liquid that is expelled during this process is amniotic fluid, which surrounds and protects the developing fetus. Water breaking can occur at any time, even while the woman is asleep, and it is not necessarily indicative of the start of labor.

While many women go into labor before their water breaks, for about 1 in 10 women, it is the first sign of labor. It’s not uncommon for women to mistake water breaking for accidentally urinating since the baby’s movements can put pressure on the bladder. However, it’s crucial to recognize the difference between the two, as water breaking requires immediate attention from a medical professional. Interestingly, as a pregnancy progresses, the composition of the amniotic fluid changes, and towards the end of the pregnancy, it mainly consists of urine from the baby. However, at the beginning of the pregnancy, it contains vital hormones, nutrients, and antibodies.

Yes, It Is

Menopause is a natural biological process that occurs in all individuals who have intact ovaries at the time of puberty. Typically, menopause occurs during the fourth or fifth decade of life, marked by a natural decline in hormone levels. However, it can occur earlier than that, or it can be induced for medical reasons.

The onset of menopause is ultimately determined by the hormone levels that the ovaries emit. Therefore, if an individual undergoes a hysterectomy that includes the removal of their ovaries, they will experience menopause immediately afterward. Menopause is often depicted in popular media as a time of hot flashes and mood swings. However, it can also cause more severe symptoms such as anxiety and depression. It’s essential to recognize that menopause affects individuals differently and to have access to the necessary resources and support to manage any potential side effects. While menopause is a natural part of the aging process, it can still be challenging to navigate, and it’s crucial to have a supportive and informed healthcare team to guide you through this phase of life.


The assumption that a woman who was experiencing abdominal pain was simply experiencing menstrual cramps is a concerning one, especially when it was made by an EMT, a person responsible for providing emergency medical services. While everyone is susceptible to making mistakes, this particular assumption was entirely incorrect and could have potentially led to a dangerous situation.

It’s crucial to remember that not all abdominal pain is related to menstrual cramps, and medical professionals must evaluate each situation thoroughly to provide the appropriate treatment. While we don’t know how this particular situation ended, it’s essential to recognize the potential consequences of misdiagnosis or incorrect assumptions. It’s crucial to have access to competent and knowledgeable healthcare professionals, especially during medical emergencies. This story highlights the importance of continual education and awareness surrounding women’s health issues and the need for healthcare providers to remain vigilant and attentive to each individual’s unique needs.

Return It

The idea that the umbilical cord should be disconnected and put back into the mother’s belly after a baby is born is a ridiculous and inaccurate assumption. While not everyone is familiar with the intricacies of the female body or childbirth, it’s essential to recognize that these are essential topics that require education and awareness.

While some individuals may prefer not to learn about these subjects, it’s crucial to recognize that knowledge and understanding can lead to better outcomes and informed decision-making. There is no shame in not knowing something and asking for clarification or seeking information from a medical professional or trusted source. It’s essential to have access to accurate and reliable information, especially when it comes to issues related to women’s health and childbirth. By learning and expanding our knowledge, we can better support ourselves and those around us, leading to improved health outcomes and a greater understanding of the complexities of the human body.

The Strangest

While the female anatomy can be complex, some aspects of women’s health are simple and straightforward. The idea that sanitary pads stick directly to a woman’s body is a clear misunderstanding of how they work. Sanitary pads have an adhesive layer that attaches to the underwear, not the skin. This basic information is widely known and available, making it concerning that some individuals still hold this misconception.

What’s even more alarming is that this assumption is not uncommon. Several individuals on social media threads have shared similar stories, including a woman who discovered that both of her brothers believed that pads stick directly to the skin. This lack of knowledge highlights the need for continued education and awareness surrounding women’s health and the female body. It’s crucial to have access to accurate information and to question assumptions and myths surrounding menstruation and feminine hygiene. By learning and understanding the basics, we can improve our own health and support those around us.

Romancing Ladies

Books, movies, and TV shows often portray women in a way that is unrealistic and romanticized. While these depictions may serve a particular purpose in the context of a novel or film, they can have negative consequences when they set expectations that are impossible to achieve. As this individual points out, many of the descriptions of women in these works are simply not true to life.

For example, the idea that a woman’s lips are naturally plump and luscious without any makeup is unrealistic. Similarly, the notion that women naturally smell like fresh fruit or flowers is not accurate. In reality, these scents may be the result of perfume, soap, or something the individual has been eating recently. These depictions can create unrealistic expectations for women and cause them to feel inadequate or unattractive. It’s crucial to recognize that real-life women are not perfect, and it’s essential to embrace and appreciate the natural beauty that exists in all individuals.

Scrambled Eggs

It’s difficult to comprehend how this man could believe that a literal egg is involved in the female body. While it’s true that the reproductive cell that is released during ovulation is referred to as an egg, it’s not a literal egg like one would find in a carton at the grocery store. The confusion between the two is understandable, but it’s crucial to distinguish between them to understand how the female reproductive system works.

One can only hope that the woman who heard this comment was able to set the man straight and explain the basics of female anatomy and reproduction to him. However, it’s concerning that an adult man in his thirties may not have had access to accurate information about women’s health and the female body. This lack of education highlights the importance of comprehensive sexual education in schools and the need for individuals to seek out reliable sources of information. By learning and understanding how the female body works, we can improve our own health and support those around us.

Stronger Protection

It’s understandable how someone who hasn’t used the pill before may not fully understand how it works, but the idea that it “builds up” in a woman’s system until it “explodes” is a misconception. In reality, the pill contains hormones that work to prevent ovulation and thicken cervical mucus, making it more difficult for sperm to reach and fertilize an egg. It’s important for individuals to have accurate information about birth control to make informed decisions about their reproductive health.

In defense of men, it’s true that both men and women may not know everything about the opposite gender’s body, and there’s no shame in admitting to a lack of knowledge and seeking accurate information. It’s encouraging that this person was willing to ask questions and clarify his understanding of the pill. Communication and education are key to promoting healthy relationships and making informed decisions about our bodies. It’s worth noting, however, that the trend of ex-boyfriends on this thread highlights the importance of open communication and education in relationships to promote mutual respect and understanding.

It’s a Dark, Scary Place

The language used by this OBGYN doctor to describe the female anatomy is alarming, to say the least. As a medical professional, one would expect him to use proper terminology to communicate effectively with his patients. Using vague language like “up there” not only shows a lack of professionalism but also undermines the importance of proper communication between a doctor and their patient. It’s essential to use proper anatomical terms in the medical field, especially when it comes to discussing intimate matters like childbirth. Miscommunication or misunderstanding between a doctor and their patient can have serious consequences. Men need to remember that not all patients may feel comfortable or at ease discussing sensitive issues with their doctor and using proper terminology can help alleviate some of that discomfort.

It’s unclear if this woman replaced her doctor after this incident, but it’s understandable if she did. She needs to find a doctor that she feels comfortable with, especially when it comes to sensitive and intimate matters like childbirth. A doctor who uses vague language or seems dismissive of their patient’s concerns can create an atmosphere of distrust and discomfort. In such cases, it’s always better to find a new doctor who can provide the necessary care and support in a way that makes the patient feel safe and comfortable.