19. The Defense of the ‘Naked Woman Who Followed Me Home.
On Reddit, a woman named SunglassesBright recounts how she caught her boyfriend with another woman. “I was at work and tried to phone my lover, but he didn’t pick up after several hours. So I’ve just had a bad sensation. For some reason, it stressed me out so much that I began to cry, and my supervisor allowed me to leave early. I was in a state of real fear the entire trip home. When I entered the house and went into my bedroom, he was half-clothed in bed with some naked woman. There was a massive explosion.”
“After everything had calmed down, this mother- tried to convince me that he went to the movies by himself and met her there, and she ‘followed him home.’ Even if I believe this lady followed you home and stripped naked, you still let her do it. So, what exactly is the point of expressing that to me? It was a shi-abusive relationship that didn’t even come to an end at that point. I eventually ended my relationship with him, but not immediately as I should have. If I could go back in time and change one thing about my life, it would be to break up with that guy sooner.
The boyfriend’s absurd excuse was so amusing that it sparked a chain of intelligent jokes in the comments. Time and laughter, thankfully, can cure many scars. Sunglasses “Your responses are f- hilarious!” Bright responded. This issue has never made me laugh so hard!”
