47. The first rule of a homeless person is that you must not talk about a person without a thief
Do you know the game Red Sox? That’s where the pitcher has only one inning from the shot that doesn’t hit the target. I joined it. The ladies of the bachelor party sitting behind me had no idea what was going on in this world. After they figured it out, they started screaming about it. He gave up a follow-up single. I was furious.
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