52. Shaving Cream
It was a friend’s bachelor party – a cheap dance club. There, an oddly sweaty and chubby male dancer takes a drink from one of the group’s hands, puts it on stage, and does push-ups, dipping his drink in it. He was putting shaving cream all over his body, and I don’t know why. Therefore, I saw large blobs and a layer of grease floating in this girl’s cocktail. Then she took it and put it down one and licked around the inside of the glass. It was shaving cream and not whipped cream because I clearly saw him hold a can of Gillette. Then, he sprayed it all over his chest.
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